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Old 04-04-2008, 09:32 AM   #37
kermitology
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Get Your Hands Off of My Woman, There's Always Someone Cooler Than You, Army, Rent-a-Cop - Ben Folds.. Those always make me smile.

Excerpt from Rent-a-Cop:

With my sunglass they can’t
See what I’m really looking at
And as they’re walking by
I whisper through my doughnut
Hey baby, baby light that ass on fire

How long must this day go on?
I got to stand here two more hours till I
Punch the clock
How long must this day go on?

No kid, they don’t give me a gun
I don’t get paid enough to run
So you can call me what you want
I’ll be hanging at the check out
Checking out your girlfriend
Figure out how she’s going to fit all of that
Butt into that underwear - yeah
Yeah
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