Stole this off another forum - basically, take a line from a movie, and replace a key word with "pants". This thread will fall flat on its face, guaranteed...but worth a shot.
"I sense a disturbance in the pants."
"Pants me Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope!"
"You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... pants."
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