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Old 04-01-2008, 06:04 PM   #90
Zarathustra
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Quite the exciting April Fools day for me. Here is the story:

I live in residence at the UofA, so I had to be on my guard. I made sure to lock my door and check to see if everything was normal, but still got pranked. At about 4 AM I awoke to the sound of bottles and cans rattling together outside my door. When I looked outside my peephole, I saw a massive pile of recyclables against my door. I busted outside and soon found out who the culprit was, some loser Oiler fan who I've wanted to prank for months, and now I had an excuse. What happened next was my greatest prank.

This guy is quite the loser, sleeps all day, doesn't go to class, causes a lot of trouble, etc.. I had been planning this prank for a while, and this morning was the time to do it. While he was pulling other pranks throughout the residence, I went inside his room and took his phone and keys. Then, I waited for him to go to sleep (he leaves his door wide open when he sleeps), and completely reversed the lock on his door. The deadbolt was facing the outside, he was caged inside of his room.

This guy is mentally unstable and I knew this would be hilarious. Sometime around 9 AM I ran into his room and poured ice cold water on his face, just for the hell of it. He got out of his bed to chase me, but he was locked inside his room with no phone or keys. He then lost it. Started screaming, destroying things in his room, etc.. Then I left for class laughing.

Nobody on my floor likes the kid, so when he pleaded for others to let him out they just laughed at him and told him to f- off. Finally after about an hour into his mental breakdown somebody finally let him out of his cage (I was at class at the time).

Payback's a biotch!
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