I like "princess", which is good when a woman is acting it, but even better when a guy is doing it.
Eg: "Oh, why can't they get my double-latte mochacinno order correct?"
"Tell it to the kids starving in Somalia, princess."
"Muffin" is also good, as is "aw, muffin!" said in that mock-motherly tone to indicate the target is being a big ol' baby.
Positive is "prankster", if I call you a prankster, you are at the far right edge of the bell-curve of cool. If you are a "wankster prankster", it means you're kind of a doofus, but also sort of cool, like an unholy cross between Carrot Top and Clint Eastwood.
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