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Struggler:

Someone who shows social ineptitude, or a totally ugly ing girl or dude, and/or gets owned in an intense drinking sessions
Robert puked all over the toilet and was out drank by a girl therefore Robert is a struggler

Flake:

A person, friend, or lover that calls you, texts you, emails you, tells you, that they want to hangout and alas they just sit on their fatass and never meet you or get back to you on the reason of their absence. They are big ass' that will only cause you many hours of anger and frustration.

Jamtart:

A lame person that leaves you hanging at the last minute by removing themselves from the plan.
Doug is not going to the strippers with us. He is a jam tart.

Card:

A word that old people use to say you have a unique personality.
Haha, you're such a card.