Anyways i was sitting at a set of lights the other day and this guy pulls up beside me and starts swearing at me cause he thought i was going to slow. After he was done swearing and all i replied; Hey Buddy! If my dog had a face like yours i'd shave it's ass and teach it to walk backwards" Of course he had this stunned look on his face and couldn't think of a witty response. Light turns green and off i go.
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