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Old 03-31-2008, 01:01 PM   #3
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Originally Posted by 4X4 View Post
Could you imagine working at that factory?
Or in the quality control and products development area.

Peon1 - "Ok, we've paid you 5 bucks to test this product"

Product tester - "right"

Peon1 - "ok, you ready"

Product tester - "yes"

Peon1 shakes the bottle and then sprays the tester with a hefty shot of liquid ass

Peon1 - "Ok, can you describe it, does it smell like a fat mans ass crack?"

Product tester pukes projectile style. Peon1 turns to his boss and gives him a thumbs up.

Peon2 - "Its good roll the trucks"

Peon1 - "Ok, are you ready to test our next product, its called granny's va####"

fin
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