Hummers. If you must buy a vehicle to show how cool you are, buy something I can see around when I'm behind you. Also, stop driving it like your brain has been surgically replaced with that of a crack-addled macaque.
EDIT - unless, of course, you've bought the authentic military model and outfitted it with a heavy machine-gun with which to mow down poor drivers, bicycle couriers and Sven. Damn you, Sven!
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Last edited by jammies; 03-25-2008 at 05:09 PM.
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