[Muta]

1) The word 'beauty'.

2) Girls using the word 'buddy' (not necessarily bad, just out-of-place).

3) Oversized ho-shades on self-important glamour chicks.

4) The word 'hot'.

5) Hollister (flippin' HATE that company). I went into a Hollister store in Toronto in November, and walked out not knowing what the **** just happened. TV's dedicated to live shots of the beaches in California and Florida? Why???? Stupid as ****, that's what that is. Life isn't the freakin' O.C. 24 hours a day; I don't need crappy, unoriginal clothes to remind me what I might be missing by not routinely gracing the sands of Long Beach or West Palm everyday.

6) Abercrombie and Finch (sp?) - DO NOT WANT. I already know my skin color is white; I don't need a shirt justifying that everywhere I go.

7) Skate / snowboard lingo - when did it become cool to talk like you have an IQ of 50? Speak correctly, Spanky. You might actually understand yourself one day.

8) Crotch rockets - Nothing screams 'D-Bag' like driving your crotch rocket up and down 17th on a Friday night... okay, maybe if you're driving your crotch rocket up and down 17th in an up-collar, which might be the case.

9) Indy music - apparently it's cool to listen to bands that no one has heard of before. It makes you unique. Even when everyone else does it.

10) The Vancouver Canucks.

11) G-Unit / Shawn John clothing - Ride on, gangsta g-unit thug HARCORE 4EVA gangsta thug 4LIFE DAWG.... ride on.

12) Big neck chains.