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Old 03-24-2008, 12:11 PM   #21
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How did I get beaten to: "Plow Her?"

Weak.

Alright, time to fall back on an old classic.

Kill a hobo together. Nothing brings people closer together than stomping a homeless person to death and sharing a secret that neither one can tell.
Man that brings back memories.

"Ok, Sweetie you take the safety off like this, now when he sticks his head up, you center the cross hairs on his eye and squeeze not pull the trigger"

BANG

"I love you"
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