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Originally Posted by Rhettzky
no baby yet, so i'm out. sorry guys.
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You were replaced by a 6 year old. He did well.
You have to report to the coach's office tomorrow at Petes. I dont know what hes going to say, but I imagine its going to be something along the lines of:
"Sorry Rhettzky, but you have been determined to be extraneous to requirements, Aiden did really well out there today and he offers us more options and skill for less salary.
Plus we asked him if he liked beer or not, (hes 6) and he said no, so that means more beer for the rest of the team.
Furthermore, he is a package deal, his mom was a throw-in. She wont drink our beer either.
Hes also very useful at getting all the balls that we were way to lazy to get and has proven himself a solid infield hitter.
You're cut Rhettzky. We of team SE wish you nothing but the best for the rest of your beer league softball career."
Okay, so I know exactly what hes going to say.
