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Originally Posted by Dion
Get yourself a parrott for the basement and teach em these lines 
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty.
He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!"
/snip/
The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus." |
Oh that's freaking awesome. Hahaha.