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Originally Posted by fotze
It is great when you know its adoption going into the deal. Of course the guy (fictional as he may be) is a ######, but the magnitude of the consequences of their actions are so vastly different.
I think paternity tests should be mandatory for every child born. There would be no harm in it because once you see that baby everything would just wash away, so what if the kid isn't yours, bygones be bygones. Pretending it wouldn't hurt your feelings would make you look like the better person, and being the better person is what its all about.
Also, I never knew you could go to the doctor to periodically check for blanks? Hey its been 3 months, might as well go to see if I'm still shooting blanks. They should do this in a drive-thru, just fling it in there with your hand and then get a statement in the mail a week later that you can then use to humiliate poor women who have obviously been oppressed for too long forcing them to lie.
You guys are saints for being so forgiving in a case like this. I guess that's why this happens infrequently, because it works.
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No way. They should send nurses out to collect the specimen in the privacy of your home, just like insurance companies send nurses for insurance policy exams. Buxom nurses. In nylons. And stilettos.