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Originally Posted by Muta
Haha, Tequila sucks anyway.
There's three things I hate about a good portion of clubs in Calgary;
1) The racist, roid-monkey d-bags manning the door.
2) The roid-monkey d-bags who populate the place INSIDE the door.
3) The overpriced, watered down drinks which fund the 10-cent IQ bartenders / servers' breast implants.
No all of it is bad, though. Watching the d-bags hit on the 10-cent IQ'ers IS rather amusing, and also you get to watch the roid-monkeys from one side of the door battle the roid-monkeys from the other side of the door from time to time, for whatever reason; probably over the 10-cent IQ'er.
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Yes those are all unique factors to only clubs in Calgary...
You should change the name from "Three things I hate about Calgary clubs" to "Three things I hate about clubs". Believe me, you just defined clubs in every urban centre.