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Originally Posted by Locke
Squat Toilets:
A feeling of relief and a sense of accomplishment all rolled into one difficult to use and uncomfortable sub-par consumer product.
Get yours today!
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As bad as all of this has been, it got me to thinking. What could be worse than having to use a squat toilet for a deuce?
And it could quite possibly be the inverse. Going to some god-forsaken dive that uses one of these fiendish devices and creating a situation where you have to hurl.
Either from this dump's spectacularly sub-par meals and dubious food quality or from imbibing one of their veritable cornicopia of semi-lethal, virtually toxic beverages, to the point of inducing vomiting.
Could you imagine having to puke in one of these things? The mess from previous zuchini and bratwurst deuces up close and personal right in your grill.
I believe this would manufacture a self-perpetuating cycle of projectile upheaval.
Not cool.
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Imagine such a scenario as the guy in the jogging pants with the elastic cuffs after his all you can eat macaroni session... I'm sure you all remember the story, if not it's in the CP hall of fame somewhere...
