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Locke · 03-14-2008, 03:16 PM

Squat Toilets:

A feeling of relief and a sense of accomplishment all rolled into one difficult to use and uncomfortable sub-par consumer product.

Get yours today!

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As bad as all of this has been, it got me to thinking. What could be worse than having to use a squat toilet for a deuce?

And it could quite possibly be the inverse. Going to some god-forsaken dive that uses one of these fiendish devices and creating a situation where you have to hurl.

Either from this dump's spectacularly sub-par meals and dubious food quality or from imbibing one of their veritable cornicopia of semi-lethal, virtually toxic beverages, to the point of inducing vomiting.

Could you imagine having to puke in one of these things? The mess from previous zuchini and bratwurst deuces up close and personal right in your grill.

I believe this would manufacture a self-perpetuating cycle of projectile upheaval.

Not cool.

03-14-2008, 03:16 PM	#42
Locke Franchise Player Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Income Tax Central Exp:	Squat Toilets: A feeling of relief and a sense of accomplishment all rolled into one difficult to use and uncomfortable sub-par consumer product. Get yours today! ____________ As bad as all of this has been, it got me to thinking. What could be worse than having to use a squat toilet for a deuce? And it could quite possibly be the inverse. Going to some god-forsaken dive that uses one of these fiendish devices and creating a situation where you have to hurl. Either from this dump's spectacularly sub-par meals and dubious food quality or from imbibing one of their veritable cornicopia of semi-lethal, virtually toxic beverages, to the point of inducing vomiting. Could you imagine having to puke in one of these things? The mess from previous zuchini and bratwurst deuces up close and personal right in your grill. I believe this would manufacture a self-perpetuating cycle of projectile upheaval. Not cool. __________________ The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves! This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness. The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.