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Originally Posted by Slava
I plan on renting a Hummer and telling my wife that I traded the car in because i got sick of it. I've been threatening this for a couple of years now, so she will fall for this guaranteed. I can hardly wait!!
A few years ago I told her that another girl kissed me (whom she thought had a huge crush on me). I "of course" kissed her back. Let me impart a word of wisdom here....that "hilarious" joke went over like a pregnant high-jumper. (I do still laugh about this one...but she still doesn't see the humour at all).
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Not smart, not smart at all.
Are you still married?