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GreenLantern · 03-12-2008, 09:48 PM

You need to wrack up a killer score on Counterstrike or COD4, like just a massive K/D ratio, 100-3 or something. Print screen that, then tell her you have something for her that is very special. Something you know she has been waiting for.. and something you feel it is time to share together, for the rest of your lives.

After she is all teary eyed and expecting something ground breaking, you bust out the pic of your domination, shove it in her face and yell "PWNEEEEDD!! PEW PEW PEW PEW PEWPEW PEWP PEW PWE!!" naturally performing the air gun motions while moving around her in a counter clockwise pattern. When she screams "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" You say "Nothing sweetie, calm down, I am just strafing. PEW PEW PEW PEW!!"

03-12-2008, 09:48 PM	#13
GreenLantern One of the Nine Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Space Sector 2814 Exp:	You need to wrack up a killer score on Counterstrike or COD4, like just a massive K/D ratio, 100-3 or something. Print screen that, then tell her you have something for her that is very special. Something you know she has been waiting for.. and something you feel it is time to share together, for the rest of your lives. After she is all teary eyed and expecting something ground breaking, you bust out the pic of your domination, shove it in her face and yell "PWNEEEEDD!! PEW PEW PEW PEW PEWPEW PEWP PEW PWE!!" naturally performing the air gun motions while moving around her in a counter clockwise pattern. When she screams "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" You say "Nothing sweetie, calm down, I am just strafing. PEW PEW PEW PEW!!" __________________ "In brightest day, in blackest night / No evil shall escape my sight / Let those who worship evil's might / Beware my power, Green Lantern's light!"