Last year I text messaged my friends. (2)

Then told them I drank way too much after the Flames game and woke up in a ditch just outside of Airdre... Ahhh so funny.
Me - I need help...
Friend - Are you safe
Me - I'm so cold
Friend - okay I'm in my robe, I'll get dressed and meet you at the mcdonalds. Do you know where that is?
Me - What day is it today?
Friend - Tuesday (or whatever day it was)
Me - man I can't even feel my fingers. No I don't....
It was funny - stopped him before he left his area