My one experience with a hooker was in San Jose Costa Rica... I was sitting in a pub with my buddy, we had been scuba diving all day and we decided that we would get really pissed and walk home to the hostel.. I was pretty gooned due to the fact that it was 95 degrees out and it was really cheap booze, I managed to start up a conversation with this girl sitting at the end of the bar. Amazing body, not so amazing face.. I called her a butterface. (everything but her face) Well my spanish is pretty good so i felt confident that i could hold down a conversation with her.. I bought her a drink and we started talking. After 5 or 6 more shots drunk Jesse (my name) came out.
He is a horny little bugger with a mind of his own...
Anyways to make a long story short, In the process of talking to her she says that she is a prostituta.. Which we can all figure out what that means..
I only had around 10 dollars on me, they were called colones. I offered her 10 dollars to go to the back alley and suck me off. She obliged and we set course to "pearl necklace alley" (as i liked to call it) She sucked me off like it was her last ever..
After i was done I sat there dumbfounded, amazed that i had actually got a hooker to suck me off. I didn't know what to say to her, so i gave her the wink and the gun and muttered gracias...
2 months with no makes you do some interesting things..
Went back home the next week, got a STD test which came back negative.
For the first time in my life I actually felt shame..
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