[Burninator]

I think we may have had a thread like this a while ago. But why not do it again?

List the funny, stupid, crazy, innocent things you used to believe when you were younger. I'll start.


I thought the local news broadcast was shot in a really tall building over looking downtown because of the back drop behind the desk. Whenever I was near downtown I would try to match up the view and find the news building. I didn't find it.


When I heard other people speaking foreign languages I assumed they translated it in their head to English. Seemed unnecessary to me.


I thought my dog could understand English perfectly and would talk back if her vocal cords could only talk like us instead of making barking noises.