I can take care of myself as far as camping and outdoorsmanship is concerned, but I am enormously lazy and my priorities are totally out of whack.
I'd probably starve because instead of hunting and foraging for food I'd be busy trying to figure out how to make beer in "Apocalytica."
My job would be totally shot to hell though. You dont need accountants if theres no money and nothing to buy and nobody selling it.