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Old 03-03-2008, 09:25 AM   #106
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Don't give him ideas.

He teaches little kids how to play soccer.
Come on. They're not that little.

I also taught them about "The Tap."

I tapped the shoulder of one of my defencemen, and he gave me this incredulous look, "Are you serious?"

Absolutely. Start a fight or score a goal. I dont care which.

So he goes out and rocks a kid into the boards. Fantastic.

Violence is the answer to all of our problems and the more the better.

If you cant find the humour or sarcasm in there then you have to be completely hopeless.

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I'm sure Locke meant that you should beat the hell out of them.

Geez.
Oh yeah, if they arent bleeding and begging for mercy then you havent sufficiently disciplined them.

I kick puppies too.
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