My work place is always exciting too. We got a very unfaithful husband. And old drunk that gets beaten up every 2 or 3 months. A rotating cast of crack whores (who are sleeping with the unfaithful husband / owner and stealing money for, well crack). A ex gangster apprentice. The playa son of the unfaithful owner. I guy who only works under the table, when its convenient for him (he's going to gross 250K this year - just ask him). Did I mention the crack whores? And an on again of again secretary / pin cushion for the boss' other son. We also have cheques that bounce, customers who don't pay, neighbors that hate us, a bedroom upstairs next to the lunch room (really) and an accountant that seemed to miss putting 2 months of work on my T4. Plus he blamed the old drunk then me for damaging their company's sign for something entirely unrelated to the T4s. And all the women have a thing for getting into small accidents with the company truck.
Oh, and me. I get to run the place when the boss decides to tune out and / or chase some tail.
The total number of people working there? Between 4 and 7. It depends who shows up. 14 years in business and never a dull moment.
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