The line-up for TimHo's at Gulf Canada Square is boring. If I do a coffee run there it's usually a solo-mission so the whole time I get to listen to the exciting yuppie adventures of the key-card crowd lining up with me:
Guy in checkered shirt tucked into jeans: So we fixed the deck.
Semi-attractive girl: Expensive?
Guy: Little pricey. Had some Tim Horton's at Rona.
Girl: All-weather stain?
Guy: Yeah.
Girl: Nice.
Guy: Yeah, not too bad.
Girl: So Dave came into town on the weekend.
Guy: How's Dave?
Girl: Not bad. He's renovating his basement.
Guy: Rona?
Girl: Yup.
Guy: Nice.
Girl: Yup.
Guy: Have you ever had a bagel BELT?
Girl: No.
Guy: Me neither.
Girl: ...
Guy: ...
Girl: ...
Guy: ...
Girl: ...
Guy: Did you watch Deal or No Deal last night?
Girl: No, we just sat at the kitchen table and stared off into space.
Guy: Oh.
Crazy little dude with the high pitched voice who works at Tim Horton's in Gulf Canada Square and I'm pretty sure he is a Tim Horton's Edition Robot because he is way too efficient and high-energy: HI THERE CAN I HELP YOU NEXT HI THERE CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER THANK YOU!
Guy: ...
Girl: ...
Me: Hey, you guys are up.
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