[troutman]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

Mary Kay Letourneau, the parents called her a criminal and sex offender. Her mail students called her the best teacher they ever had.

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/97/97lupdate.phtml

Mary Kay LeTourneau, the teacher who had sex with a 13-year-old boy, was arrested after she was found with him in a car. The teacher will be sent back to prison, and the boy is enjoying his highest approval rating ever....Kid!...Let me talk to this kid. Kid! You're too young to realize it now, but you're doin' good! You're doin' real good! I don't know how you carry yourself, how you dress, but whatever you're doin', keep doin' it. You're doin' all right for 13....I know, it's...touching. Um...

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/97/97fupdate.phtml

And finally, in Burien, Washington, elementary school teacher Mary Kay LeTourneau pled guilty this week to having sex with a sixth grade student whose child she bore in May. Miss LeTourneau has been branded as a "sex offender" or, as the kids refer to her, "The Greatest Teacher Ever." ... [applause, cheers]

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/04/04tupdate.phtml

Amy Poehler: Mary Kay Letourneau and her former student, Vili Fualaau, were married Thursday night. According to witnesses, she wore Vera Wang, while he wore Spider-Man. [applause]