I'm a business student about to enter the working world, but I've decided to ditch my degree and become a manager of a McDonald's. That's where the real potential lies.
I've pulled all my money out of my mutuals and RRSP's and went and spent it on wine gums and cheetos.
I also plan to get butt-naked and pass out in a street from drinking too much vinegar. I'm hoping somewhere down the line I'll crap my pants too and make a sorry state of myself.
I also plan to egg all the engineers houses and then soil myself over and over.
