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troutman · 02-26-2008, 09:24 AM

Just saw this one the other day:

Michael: (Into phone.) Really? And all the guys like her, huh? That is, that is, that is great. Uh, you mean “away,” though, right? Because otherwise it sounds a little different, but, uh, that’s, uh, that’s outstanding. You forgot to say “away” again. But listen, let me call you back in a bit, okay? Bye. (To Lindsay.) Nellie has blown them all away.
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Tobias: Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse.
Michael: You can just say intercourse.
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Lindsay: Well, you know, maybe I would be more attracted to you if you were in better shape. You know, if were just more muscular and masculine. Does that make me shallow?
Tobias: No. I was going to say the same thing to you.
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Lucille: That’s not a real gold necklace, is it?
George, Sr.: Well, it wasn’t really your 50th birthday.

02-26-2008, 09:24 AM	#66
troutman Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Crowsnest Pass Exp:	Just saw this one the other day: Michael: (Into phone.) Really? And all the guys like her, huh? That is, that is, that is great. Uh, you mean “away,” though, right? Because otherwise it sounds a little different, but, uh, that’s, uh, that’s outstanding. You forgot to say “away” again. But listen, let me call you back in a bit, okay? Bye. (To Lindsay.) Nellie has blown them all away. ---- Tobias: Yes. Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse. Michael: You can just say intercourse. ---- Lindsay: Well, you know, maybe I would be more attracted to you if you were in better shape. You know, if were just more muscular and masculine. Does that make me shallow? Tobias: No. I was going to say the same thing to you. ---- Lucille: That’s not a real gold necklace, is it? George, Sr.: Well, it wasn’t really your 50th birthday.