I have a good one. I didn't really get burned, but it's kinda funny.
I was in vegas buying mix and beer from a store at about 3AM, paid the clerk, and walked towards the door. When I got there I noticed a decent looking girl walking in from the other side, so I pushed the door open with my case of ginger ales that I had just purchased (may other hand was full with beer and about 8 bags of chips). Of course, the top of the cardboard case ripped open and ginger ales hit the floor, exploding and spilling everywhere. Other people just kept walking in the door like nothing had happened, but the girl whom I was holding the door open for immediately jumped to my aid, grabbed a bag from the clerk, and helped me out picking everything up.
After it was all cleaned up she asked where I was staying, and if I needed a ride back. I told her no, I was just down the street, and that me and the guy who I was at the store with were there with girlfriends/wives, and didn't really need a lift anywhere. She insisted, saying it was the least she could do, so finally I gave in and said yes.
I hop in her car, which has another good looking girl in the front seat, who immediately starts grilling us as soon as we close the door.
-where are you from
-what's your name
-where do you work
-how much money do you make
I'm getting a little creeped out at this point, and I'm starting to figure out what she does for a living, so I look over at the original girl with the ol WTF look on my face. She's laughing at her buddy, and whispers something along the lines of "we're only giving the nice Canadian boys a lift back to their hotel".
Her friend then turns back and goes "Look, we're $300 an hour if you guys are interested, if not we can drop you off at the hotel". We politely say no, reiterate that we're there with wives, and ask for a lift back. Of course, when we get back to the hotel my buddy and I go running up to the room we're in and yell out like little school girls "GUESS WHAT!?!?!? We got a ride home from HOOKERS!!!" Unfortunately, it wasn't met with the same type of excitement from our significant others who immediately assume we just got BJ's in the alley or something.
It still makes me giggle inside just thinking about it though. Actually, it just goes to show what a case of ginger ale and $300 can do for you in Vegas....
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