Satan decides to come to earth and begin his planned take over. Who will he take the form of. Billionare Donald Trump? Vice President Cheney? Putin?
Opps bad strategy.
What they should do is sew a loaded shotgun into the elmo dolls arms and call him tickle me Dick.
He threatens your life and then shoots you in the face.
Ok the name needs work, it sounds like a mastabatory pirate doll.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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