"Sorry Ma'am or Sir, I only received one xbox . . . are you sure you sent me two? Perhaps it was lost in the mail. Ya, that's probably definitely what happened. I assure you if you sent me an extra system I would return it right away, even though your company sold me a defective system and failed to repair it twice"
Use that line only if you're asked about it, and I'd bet the farm you won't be asked about it.
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