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Aeneas · 02-21-2008, 12:25 AM

I am suprised Rhettzky, Locke and Resolute are not on here before me, bad kids. I knew I would beat Troutman, Flameskickass, and Flamesinyoureyes cause I think they are closing the place. Little drunk but will try to parlay what occured.
Tried for a moment of silence for #18 of the Spitfires; too loud, settled for a sip of a drink nod the head and a muttered "damn."
In attendance we had Aeneas, Resolute 14, Rhettzky, Locke, Troutman, Flameskickass, and Flamesinyoureyes.
We waited for the intermission then had a look at some info.
Our feeble decisions (knowing that we were but part of a larger group)
PLEASE SEE PREVIOUS POSTS FOR LIST OF DISCUSSION ITEMS

1) We should pick a league that is central as possible.
2) Sunday night suited us best.
3) Tanguay should be traded...just kidding
4) How about a league that plays at Pop Davies in Ogden, fairly central, try Riverbend Station for sponsorship.
5) The Schooner is a better deal
6) Jerseys: go for a relatively cheap one, and maybe Troutman's firm will pick up some/all of the costs.
Now that last item sent us down a dark path, where we started with the team name, "Shysters" and went downhill very fast.
The fact a law office would sponsor us, led to uniforms of orange jumpsuits and terrible team names like "Unregistered Sex Offenders"
Sorry we were drinking.
If you are offended by drinkin guy humour please read no further.....

Our names we wanted on our jerseys for the aforemnetioned team name were:
Rhettzky: Candyman
Locke: Subpoena
Aeneas: Restraining Order
Resolute: Huselius
Flamesinyoureyes: I D Please
Flameskickass: Follow you home
Troutman: Dahmer
There were some other names chosen for people not in attendance but those will have to be PM's.

Other name ideas that came up...

The Belligerent Drunks
Heterosexual Males
E Thugs N Harmony
Keyboard Cowboys
Mother Puckers
Bass Assassins
The Canuck Haters
The Merry Men
2001..A space Odyssey
The One Night Stands
Put Them In The Win Column
Hookers And Blow
Calgary Puckers
The Whiffers
The Yeah Baby's
The Win Column
The Quite Honests
The Ambulance Chasers

cont...

02-21-2008, 12:25 AM	#264
Aeneas Franchise Player Join Date: Mar 2007 Exp:	I am suprised Rhettzky, Locke and Resolute are not on here before me, bad kids. I knew I would beat Troutman, Flameskickass, and Flamesinyoureyes cause I think they are closing the place. Little drunk but will try to parlay what occured. Tried for a moment of silence for #18 of the Spitfires; too loud, settled for a sip of a drink nod the head and a muttered "damn." In attendance we had Aeneas, Resolute 14, Rhettzky, Locke, Troutman, Flameskickass, and Flamesinyoureyes. We waited for the intermission then had a look at some info. Our feeble decisions (knowing that we were but part of a larger group) PLEASE SEE PREVIOUS POSTS FOR LIST OF DISCUSSION ITEMS 1) We should pick a league that is central as possible. 2) Sunday night suited us best. 3) Tanguay should be traded...just kidding 4) How about a league that plays at Pop Davies in Ogden, fairly central, try Riverbend Station for sponsorship. 5) The Schooner is a better deal 6) Jerseys: go for a relatively cheap one, and maybe Troutman's firm will pick up some/all of the costs. Now that last item sent us down a dark path, where we started with the team name, "Shysters" and went downhill very fast. The fact a law office would sponsor us, led to uniforms of orange jumpsuits and terrible team names like "Unregistered Sex Offenders" Sorry we were drinking. If you are offended by drinkin guy humour please read no further..... Our names we wanted on our jerseys for the aforemnetioned team name were: Rhettzky: Candyman Locke: Subpoena Aeneas: Restraining Order Resolute: Huselius Flamesinyoureyes: I D Please Flameskickass: Follow you home Troutman: Dahmer There were some other names chosen for people not in attendance but those will have to be PM's. Other name ideas that came up... The Belligerent Drunks Heterosexual Males E Thugs N Harmony Keyboard Cowboys Mother Puckers Bass Assassins The Canuck Haters The Merry Men 2001..A space Odyssey The One Night Stands Put Them In The Win Column Hookers And Blow Calgary Puckers The Whiffers The Yeah Baby's The Win Column The Quite Honests The Ambulance Chasers cont...