[ChipOne]

my cousin won $1 million in that set-for-life scratch and win. bugger acted like he earned it.

anyway...he was an idiot top-to-bottom:
1) bought a $1000 cell phone
2) bought a $45000 car for cash
3) put all his money in money market and US tech accounts

i'd be suprised if he has 1/2 it left.

when he went into the bank they were all giving him a hard time and being complete ******* to him. he only had one piece of photo id and they weren't going to let him open an account. he asked to speak to the manager, who backed his counter worker "sorry...nothing we can do for you". then my cousin whipped out the cheque.

they got him donuts, took him to the back executive office, offered him drinks, treated him like gold.

that's royal bank for ya.