[Locke]

Entry #3 then I guess.

Originally Posted by CrispyGriz

As drunk as i was, it was an offer i wasn't going to turn down. I head to the washroom and i assume Kirsten told Ashley the same thing as the innocent flirting, became a bona fide effort on both our parts to make it happen.

At which point I realized, that perhaps wandering in to the ladies washroom at Filthy McNasty's was an ill thought out proposition. No matter, headlong and onward I ventured into as yet unexplored territory. I'm still talking about the washroom, not the woman, but I'm getting to that.

Unable to locate my quarry, I purchase a bathroom condom from a vending machine, that is, inexplicably, located in the ladies washroom. It seemed like a good idea at the time, you know the old Scouts' motto "Be Prepared."

Pretty quick after that, Ashley and I started making out a bit between trying to maintain a conversation with Kirsten unsuccessfully. a few more jagger shots and jagger bombs later we figure heading to my place was the next step. Kirsten crashes on the couch and Ashley and I head to the bedroom for some fun.

It is at this point that Filthy McNasty's exacted her sweet revenge upon me. She was merciless. As the action intensified, I realized why I was unable to locate her in the women's washroom. She was a "switch hitter" as it were. Undaunted, I continued my progress and applied the vending machine condom.

At somepoint during the "consummation of the deal" a loud snap could be heard, like a rubberband just giving way to overly exerted force. I wondered what that could have been, but pushed the thought out of my mind to concentrate on the business at hand.

Big mistake.

So this leads to the question I had, How do I properly apologize to my favorite Lesbian for impregnating her best friend?