[CrispyGriz]

So after conversing with czure32 in the chat room, it became clear that this was a question that needed to be asked here.

Starting with the back story......This is how the events of my Valentines day unfolded.

A couple weeks back a close family friend of mine that i hadn't seen in about 5 years due to her moving first to Edmonton then to Sarnia sent me a message on facebook saying that a friend and her were coming up to Edmonton for a school research project/drunken adventure. This sounds like a pretty good idea as we used to be really close and catching up would be an enjoyable way for poor single me to spend a lonely night. Couple days ago, i get another message saying that their accommodations fell through and they were wondering if they could stay at my place for the night. Me, being a self proclaimed nice guy, agree to this letting them know i have a couch to fight over and the other would have to suffer in the floor.

Moving onto to last night. Kirsten, my friend, and Ashley her companion who turned out to be pretty good looking showed up around 2:30. At this point we just sat watched some Fresh Prince and caught up on where we were at this points in our respective lives. This is where the first curveball in the events of the night comes out. Kirsten lets me know she is a lesbian. Of all things, I didn't see that one coming, yet she is the coolest lesbian i have ever met.

From there we headed down to Boston Pizza to grab dinner at around 4. we get our heart shaped pizza in recognition of the farce that is Valentines because they refused to sell us a large pizza. Ashley and I hit it off pretty well and the three of us were having an all around good time.

The night continues on, we head back to my place to continue pre-drinking and figuring out what to do for the evening. The options came down to Filthy McNastys across the street form my place, Dukes by the residence to play quarters or Oil City Roadhouse. We decided that Filthys was the way to go as it was close. So at around 9 we head over to Filthys and the night got underway.

We walk up and find out that Lucky's bottles were a dollar, Hi balls were a dollar, Jagger shots were 3 bucks and jagger bombs were going for 4 and a quarter. This made me happy, cheap alcohol means we can drink way more. We proceed to start getting completely hammered. Ashley and I are flirting back and forth innocently, not really expecting anything to come of it. Being a nice guy, i wasn't going to be the guy that invites a friend to stay with me and then nail her friend with her there.

At least not unless she says i can, which is where curveball number two comes out. When Ashley disappeared to go to the washroom, Kirsten pulled me aside and let me know that she saw the chemistry between us and wouldn't be a block if we decided to do anything. As drunk as i was, it was an offer i wasn't going to turn down. I head to the washroom and i assume Kirsten told Ashley the same thing as the innocent flirting, became a bona fide effort on both our parts to make it happen.

Pretty quick after that, Ashley and I started making out a bit between trying to maintain a conversation with Kirsten unsuccessfully. a few more jagger shots and jagger bombs later we figure heading to my place was the next step. Kirsten crashes on the couch and Ashley and I head to the bedroom for some fun.

So this leads to the question I had, How do I properly apologize/sincerely thank my favorite Lesbian for playing pimp with me and her best friend?