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Locke · 02-15-2008, 11:05 AM

Jorje Gonzales!

I put it on my nametag once when I worked retail. Apparently, he exists, and is the son of a major Columbian drug lord and is wanted in North America for cocaine trafficking.

I can tell you that caused an awkward conversation or two with South American immigrants.

Not to mention, I would easily be the whitest Columbian you ever did see.

02-15-2008, 11:05 AM	#48
Locke Franchise Player Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Income Tax Central Exp:	Jorje Gonzales! I put it on my nametag once when I worked retail. Apparently, he exists, and is the son of a major Columbian drug lord and is wanted in North America for cocaine trafficking. I can tell you that caused an awkward conversation or two with South American immigrants. Not to mention, I would easily be the whitest Columbian you ever did see. __________________ The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves! This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness. The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.