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jammies · 02-14-2008, 10:47 PM

I think I'd like to be named "Zachary" (as long as my last name wasn't Stortini). I could walk around with one eyebrow raised, and talk with my hands all the time, and in general act very European.

If not Zachary, maybe Ramon, like this: Rrrrra-MOEN! Damn, just with the name alone I'd get more women than a 80% off shoe sale. Guaranteed.

02-14-2008, 10:47 PM	#1
jammies Basement Chicken Choker Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants. Exp:	What name would you like to have if you didn't have the name you actually have? I think I'd like to be named "Zachary" (as long as my last name wasn't Stortini). I could walk around with one eyebrow raised, and talk with my hands all the time, and in general act very European. If not Zachary, maybe Ramon, like this: Rrrrra-MOEN! Damn, just with the name alone I'd get more women than a 80% off shoe sale. Guaranteed. __________________ Better educated sadness than oblivious joy.