- I HAAAAAAATE silly office expressions. I've even gone so far as to ban "Hey, why are you here so early? Sh*t the bed or something"? I don't know why, but I find that SO offensive it's not even funny.
- people who complain to me. Seriously, as your employer I see more than you think, and I really don't care AT ALL about your conspiracies about how so and so in (insert department here) is intentionally trying to "screw you over". No, they're not trying to screw you by not listening to what you say. They're just so desensitized to your continual whining they don't listen anymore.
- people who complain about the benefits company owners get. Think it's easy? Start your own effin company. Heck, if mine goes under maybe I'll work for you. And complain about you at the watercooler, and steal all your stationary.
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