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Originally Posted by Incinerator

Like a Canadian or a "Canadian" as them Texans would put it...

A double Canadian!

Great site. I also like the bits on wine and beer

Beer
White people don't like stuff that's easy to acquire. Beer is no exception.
They generally try to avoid beers like Budweiser, Labatt's, Molson, Coors, and Heineken because if it's mass produced it is bad. No exceptions.
So when they need a beer, they turn to microbrews who seem to be located almost exclusively in New England, Ontario, Quebec and Colorado. Being able to walk into a bar and order a beer that no one has heard of makes white people feel good about their alcohol drinking palate.

Wine

It is also a good idea to say that your favorite wine is from a small winery called [make up name like 'Spotswood,' 'Red Duck,' Random Spanish name] in [Australia, Argentina, France, California, or Chile] that is hard to get in whatever country you are in. White people will be impressed that they have not heard of this wine and consider you to be a very smart person. They will also make a note to try to find that wine, and when they can't find it, your status will rise even higher.
Wines that are acceptable: Red, White (less so)
Wines that are unacceptable (unless to be consumed in an ironic fashion): White Zinfandel,