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Originally Posted by fotze
You must have missed the one about liking hiking and 'outdoorsy' stuff, honky!  |
Well, it's true I was on the swim team and swam in the Alberta championships one year and have some fantastic water skiing memories of Lake Okanagan as a kid, but rarely get to a pool these days because the shoulders can't take it. . . . I did go to Europe before I was 30 but no hostelling or backpacking . . . . . and I, uh, definitely don't spend a lot of my day fretting about poor people (God Bless 'Em) . . . . I definitely don't know who Mos Def is and, more to the point, don't really care . . . . . . I seem to buy CD's out of the discount bin three years after they won the Grammy, not three years before . . . . . . I have danced to "Church" at a Lyle Lovett concert at Carnegie Hall in New York . . . . . . I salivate like a Pavlovian Dog at the thought of a piece of bread surrounding a weiner, with no garnish whatsoever, as a lunch time snack from my days as a kid fishing on the banks of the Raven River, which precludes me from the "Expensive Sandwich" section . . . . . I have three vehicles for two people, including two V-8 hemi's, so I'm a little out of the Prius category . . . . . natural medicine is for quacks . . . . . . uh, Japan?
Conclusion: I must be black.
There's no other explanation.
Except for the bicycle thing. I definitely like bicycles. That's odd.
Do you wear Timberlands, a basketball jersey, baggy shorts with your boxers hanging out and have gold teeth? I mean, I've never seen an actual pic of you, but that's kind of what I envision when you take your dogs out for a walk. You know.....tossin out the gang signs to people walking the other direction.
That's 'xactly me!!!
Cowperson