[Bring_Back_Shantz]

Geeze, I'm supprised it's gone this long without hookers and blow.
And if that's what you think will do it than maybe you should move to Nicaragua.

But since you're married that's probably not an option, so failing that you could always ask you wife to step up the oral pleasure frequency.

And don't give me something like "The frequency is already quite nice thank you" because you know that's a lie. There is always room for more.