[MelBridgeman]

Pigeons carry all manner of diseases like AIDS, malaria, rabies and mad cow disease to name but a few.

for example setting up a tasty pigeon pie stall in the centre of town. I for one would be grateful to see these horrific beasts removed from the Royal borough altogether! They are a nuisance, and also the flying wizards of Satan. There, I've said it.

I defecated on a pigeon once.

This is a subject very dear to my heart. You see, I was a pigeon in a former life. I know a lot of people don't believe in reincarnation, but it's true.

Gas them like badgers

The real reason they are killing the Pigeons is that they are all genetically created, highly trained, radioactive killing machines

lol