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Originally Posted by Eastern Girl
What's something a guy would want to do for Valentines day?
(Actual suggestions would be appreciated, I realize there are lots of sexual things guys would like to do on Valentines day, or any day for that matter, but I am talking about non sexual activities)
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You really have to think
inside the box on this one.
Remember: there is nothing Valentine's day related, other than sex, that any straight man anywhere is, to any degree, interested in doing. Therefore, you have to think of non-Valentine's related things. Like watching hockey, drinking beer, getting drunk and going to see Rambo, playing sports, watching sports, eating greasy food, passing gas.
Keep in mind that Valentine's day is basically guaranteed loss day for guys: no matter what your situation, you lose. Single? Feel lonely. In a relationship? Spend money or die. You see, we have no reason to like Valentine's day, so the activity that most appeals to us is pretending it doesn't exist, and doing what we like to do anyway.
From the above list, I'd suggest sports. Go skiing or something.