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jammies · 01-31-2008, 07:55 PM

-obligatory joke-

I'm just borrowing them, I'm testing my secret design for an electric car and I wanted to take it out on the Deerfoot. You would not BELIEVE how long it took me to assemble ten thousand of those things...

-joke's over-

Stealing petty stuff like this is so annoying because at least if they steal something worth some money, you can kind of understand the thinking behind it, as in, "I'm a parasite on society therefore I'm going to steal stuff and sell it". Obviously someone stealing something like this is taking it for their own use, which just shows they are not only a useless parasite, but also small-minded and dumber than a Carrot Top jokebook.

It's like when someone broke my car window last year to steal the $1.17 in change inside - at least have the courtesy to take the freakin' stereo so your dumb junkie ass doesn't need to break into another 40 cars to be able to afford your fix. See, if they'd stolen your car, you wouldn't even care about the cords, would you?

01-31-2008, 07:55 PM	#73
jammies Basement Chicken Choker Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants. Exp:	-obligatory joke- I'm just borrowing them, I'm testing my secret design for an electric car and I wanted to take it out on the Deerfoot. You would not BELIEVE how long it took me to assemble ten thousand of those things... -joke's over- Stealing petty stuff like this is so annoying because at least if they steal something worth some money, you can kind of understand the thinking behind it, as in, "I'm a parasite on society therefore I'm going to steal stuff and sell it". Obviously someone stealing something like this is taking it for their own use, which just shows they are not only a useless parasite, but also small-minded and dumber than a Carrot Top jokebook. It's like when someone broke my car window last year to steal the $1.17 in change inside - at least have the courtesy to take the freakin' stereo so your dumb junkie ass doesn't need to break into another 40 cars to be able to afford your fix. See, if they'd stolen your car, you wouldn't even care about the cords, would you? __________________ Better educated sadness than oblivious joy.