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Old 01-29-2008, 04:59 PM   #45
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I have the worst luck with neighbours being noisy during sex. One used to scream her head off starting with foreplay, it seemed, and when it was finally over she would start bawling her head off.
Luckily for my roomie they don't last very long...seriously like 30 seconds. I was in her room watching TV and I was like "Are they having sex...?" and then literally 30 seconds later it was over...apparently it's always that fast..
One thrust, two if you're lucky I suppose.

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I was thinking that Celine Dion would drive anyone crazy
One of my current roomies likes Celine Dion... He also likes Nickelback...he told me during the All-Star game they should get a good band their like Nickelback. I express my disgust with Nickelback and he responds with "OK then...Bryan Adams"
Some people.
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