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Originally Posted by Muta

True. But this is also a golden opportunity to do things that piss off these old ladies, but are completely legal.

IE. Walking around nude on your property (inside or outside), cutting your hedges / trees in weird designs, leaving heaping piles of junk on your front yard; having three-hundred person keggers 4 times a week.

Oh, and if they have a garden, make sure you help yourself to the freshest of vegetables in the middle of the night. Lord knows that garden isn't for there them anyways, it's there for you. I would like to assume that my neighbour grows everything in their garden specifically for me, so naturally, I help myself.

Ummm please don't.