"Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible:
UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it."
"I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie"
"The only thing I don't like about them is they sell foreign language versions of the [Bible]. I don't think that's right. We know the only true translation is the 1600's version in English."
"You are banned. You are not a Christian for Christians don't accuse brothers and sisters in Christ of being non-Christian."
I think the first one is one of the funniest things I have ever read... the bold font makes it even better.