This is my favourite magazine, it was started here in Denver. Most of the writers are Hunter Thompson knockoffs, but it's still funny.
This link is the 86 rules of boozing, and as a former bartender I love them. We used to have some of them taped to our bar, to remind some of the cheaper customers of basic rules.
Personal favourite: If you've ever told a bartender "Hey, it all spends the same." Then you are a cheap ass.
Almost all these rules apply to a night of drinking.
Discuss.
http://drunkard.com/issues/01-02/01_02_booze_rules.htm
