Toast six slices of white bread. None of this whole grain crap.
Slather with butter. None of this margarine crap.
Slather with a coating of Cheez Whiz.
Its Saturday morning so watch Bugs Bunny while you eat.
Oh yeah. Life is good with Cheez Whiz. None of this mamby, pamby "life was better 5000 years ago" crap.
Cowperson
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Dear Lord, help me to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am. - Anonymous
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