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CaptainCrunch · 01-23-2008, 08:31 PM

I once saw two guys kissing in the park, and I thought that it was the gayest thing I ever saw.

Then Spiderman 3 rolls around.

It was apparent that all of the major characters mailed it in. Osbourne instantly forgetting about years of anger resentment and hatred forgotten in a flash because his butler said so. Peter Parker under the influence of Venom falling back on his baser darker more emo instincts, personally in Superman 4 which was a crappy movie, they turned Superman bad and he wasn't emo, he was a jerk. Parker ridiculous.

Sandman was a puss, fine whatever, Osbourne was a wussy sap, Venon was in and out of the movie in two seconds, and unlike the comic book, you knew that Venom was going to be in and out in one movie.

CaptainCrunch rates that movie two guys kissing

01-23-2008, 08:31 PM	#95
CaptainCrunch Norm! Join Date: Jun 2002 Exp:	I once saw two guys kissing in the park, and I thought that it was the gayest thing I ever saw. Then Spiderman 3 rolls around. It was apparent that all of the major characters mailed it in. Osbourne instantly forgetting about years of anger resentment and hatred forgotten in a flash because his butler said so. Peter Parker under the influence of Venom falling back on his baser darker more emo instincts, personally in Superman 4 which was a crappy movie, they turned Superman bad and he wasn't emo, he was a jerk. Parker ridiculous. Sandman was a puss, fine whatever, Osbourne was a wussy sap, Venon was in and out of the movie in two seconds, and unlike the comic book, you knew that Venom was going to be in and out in one movie. CaptainCrunch rates that movie two guys kissing __________________ My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!